PRIDE PACK x HULA HANDS x SHADY PALMS x CUZZO

Thursday, June 10th, 2010 by FITTED

Releasing Saturday, June 12th.

A Fictitious Vignette

It’s 11:59 PM at an undisclosed location somewhere in Chinatown. The B-Squad is ready to run the town tonight, after a long day’s work. The plan of attack for the night’s debauchery includes hitting a few dive bars downtown, a few strip clubs and end it off with some luxurious self-indulgence at the Shady Palms Motel. However, as with most Friday nights, the squad are dilatory in making a decision where to head to first, so the group splits. One half of the crew ends up at Cuzzo’s, a hole-in-the-wall pub where moral principles are left at the door, for the most part. The other half heads to a hostess bar, but upon entrance, learns that there are bunch of lames. Feeding off the negative energy permeating inside, they decide to leave and end up at Hula Hands, a massage paradise, equipped with refurbished hot tubs and the whole nine. Perfect. At 3 AM, the night slowly comes to a close. The group that ended up at Hula Hands walk out the door, hop in a cab, and head to the Shady Palms Motel. The other half stumble out of Cuzzo’s, a few fly birds in tow, and meet the rest of the squad at the Motel, where they continue the late-night morning festivities until dawn.

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